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Gentrification has worked its magic yet again. Bring your cash offers for this rustic bungalow located in Seattle Washington’s former gayberhood and up and coming area, Capital Hill. This market is hot so don’t delay. Available for immediate squat. MLS:1566222

While Florida’s realty market was once sinking unlike the state, its found a way to float. With the seasonal influx of Baselites, Little Haiti’s housing market is on a steady rise along side it’s coastal line. With an estimated 30 years to go before being swallowed by the ocean why not take a chance and scoop up this rare Victorian cottage. This type of luxury doesn’t come around often, especially in such a small package. Liquidate that 401k (who the fuck has a 401k) for this cash only sale as your flood insurance will likely equal a hefty monthly mortgage. MLS#A10392077

Even with the temps bringing the city to a freezing halt, NYs realty market continues to heat up. They always say the best time to buy is in the winter months and we couldn’t agree more. This cyclones the perfect opportunity to freeze out your competitors. Powers no issue here, lavish energy flows throughout delivering pride in ownership. Boasting picturesque bay windows on each floor and original craftsmanship what’s not to love. At Powers realty todays decrepit squat is tomorrow’s open house. MLS#4724555

The city’s a blazing and so is the market. fresh on the scene is this captivating handyman special. located in LA’s former barrio deluxe turned trendy retreat, Echo Park neighborhood.

This east Detroit cottage revival with a Lisa Frank twist is the home of your childhood dreams. Don’t hesitate on snagging this beauty. With the city refusing to restructure its property tax system easily doubling the average mortgage we recommending utilizing the properties squatabilty to avoid lining the pockets of corrupt city officials. MLS:489332

Portland OR, a city focused on political correctness, bike transportation, artisan crafts and developing its once landfills into luxury high rises has managed to relocate its expanding tent cities one pressure washer at a time (even if it takes 5 washes a week). Even Portland’s “woke” population can’t help but fall pray to the glitz and glamor of gentrification. 5 years after the rush to this once grungy North West city home prices continue to rise displacing thousands of individuals but here at Powers Realty when we see a need, we fill a need. This SE Portland home may seem modest but it’s one of the remaining 230 foreclosed homes within City limits. An excellent opportunity for anyone struggling with the alarm of a 5am street cleaning.

Let’s get you home for the holidays so I can go on vacation.Don’t be intimidated by this unique flip, no corner cut or expense spared. This quaint cottage is Just blocks away from your new favorite hipster coffee shop and perfect for you and your 5 friends.

This traditionally restored Victorian townhouse is just blocks away from the BART station and boasts many of its original features. Large open windows allows for the fresh bay air to penetrate your home with the sweet smell of the ocean. Formerly a punk house squat you could nab this historic luxury home for a price equal to the cost of not one but two graduate degrees at that private university you have always dreamt of. Act fast before the next wave of artist increase the areas desirability. MLS#4770879

Oakland possesses a number of historic gems waiting for the next wave of developers. This stunning beauty requires a cash offer. Flip it using the cheapest materials imaginable and the elbow grease of others, wait a few years for the artsy type to be kicked out completely then sale it for three times your cost. That’s the American way, that’s called work. Fuck working with your hands, it’s all about investing wisely.

Impress your friends with this squat able safe space located on the corner of broadway and pike behind the chevron in the former Gayborhood Capitol hill. This historic store front and living space offers 4 large luxury units with picturesque bay windows and meticulous craftsmanship throughout. Conveniently located above an eyeglass store you can’t afford a promising sign for the area. So quick mark your territory before the evening bar crowd does. MLS#673902

RGH realty has a hot deal for you. This traditional New Orleans shotgun just hit the market and includes 40,000 tones of plastic beads to keep the party going year round. Realtors contact information is in spray paint on the boarded up window. Contact them for a showing or show yourself into your new squat.

Currently There is an average of 564,708 homeless individuals in America. In 2016 there was an average of 18.9 million abandoned homes in America. This one is in Detroit that had an estimated 191,000 vacant buildings, single family homes and lots

Austin Texas has flipped things around. Often seen as Portland Oregon’s Texan cousin, Austin has a long history of sheltering musicians and creatives from cultural oppression. However This land locked city is not escaping the changing tide. The large cultural investments made by artist and musicians have proven a positive one. If you have spent your life building a city’s cultural back bone and are now being displaced by your investment; act fast and snap up this former trap house before its bulldozed for the next nuclear family track house.